Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Hey, Science...
Scientists, I need you to invent me a very small umbrella. This umbrella should be really light, extremely durable, and about the size of a keyring. I should never, ever lose it. It should dry itself immediately. I would probably pay about $200 for a device like this.
::UPDATE:: You're wasting my time, Science! That's not the kind of thing we need at all!


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