Tuesday, May 18, 2004

I had to get up early to go to Immigration today (finally got all the paperwork going for my Resident Alien card), but it ended up taking a lot less time than I thought -- so I'm at Skylark. It's kind of a Denny's-esque sorta place...and it's just been a while since I've had something that's got that Denny's thing to it, so I ordered their American Breakfast.

Oh, wait, here it is. Let's check their HBQ (Huegugin Breakfast Quotient):
Toast: Perfectly reasonable. Jam and butter packets included. +10
Orange Wedge: Also a normal thing to find on an American breakfast plate, but more garnish than food. +5
Ham: Sure, fine. Ham's nice. +10
Orange Juice: Freshly squeezed. +10
Coffee: Good! +10
Tomato: We're getting into peculiar territory here, but a tomato's not unthinkable, seeing as my culture puts ketchup on eggs. +2
Eggs, Scrambled w/ Bowtie Pasta, Carrots, and Lima Beans: Huh? I guess this tasted ok, but there are some things that just don't scramble. I mean, come on. We'll be throwing raisins and Milk Duds in there next. -10
Mini Salad Topped w/ That Thousand Island Dressing You Find Everywhere In Korea: My body doesn't produce the enzyme required to digest Thousand Island before 12:00pm. -15

TOTAL: 22/??


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